Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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