Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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