I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
