I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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