I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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