Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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