I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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