took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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