Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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