You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I know her cup size but not her name....
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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