he thought i was a dude.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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