ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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