This girl is more easily done than said...
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Boobs are out for the taking
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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