she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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