Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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