its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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