I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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