So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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