@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
The ass gains better be worth it
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