Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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