So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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