He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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