Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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