I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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