I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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