i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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