The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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