Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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