I just gift wrapped bread.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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