I want to make a zoo with you.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I need a burrito and a hug.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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