I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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