the new term for farting is butt boxing.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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