and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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