I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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