You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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