: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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