I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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