oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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