Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
