How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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