D3 body, D1 cock
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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