I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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