susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
