I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I believe in your delicious
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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