TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
