Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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