I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My liver just had a heart attack.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Text me some of your sweat
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
