it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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