new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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