i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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