as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Randomize
