I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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