And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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