On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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